Difficult of full attainment, but rewarded by gradual and constant endeavour.
Hello, my name is Kieran Kelly and I am a dinosaur. Welcome to my site.
Most people, if not all, will tell you that it is impossible for a human being to become a dinosaur. This is not true. It is an opinion that can now only be maintained by the stupid and the blind, for on 1st January 2009, at 2:09am, I stopped trying to be a dinosaur and actually became a dinosaur. Yes indeed. I smashed down the walls of my ape-shaped prison and assumed the wondrous form of a lizard-lord, the likes of which has not been seen on this earth for millions of years. It is my belief that if only people believed they could be dinosaurs then we would rise again in glory!
Let me make it very clear that it is not easy to become a dinosaur. Whilst any trace of human identity stains the dino-dignity it will not suffer to manifest. The
